Soggy Biscuit: masturbatory games for wankers' meetings
The Cookie Game
-Dude, do you know anything about the soggy biscuit circle?
-Einggg
-Yeah dude, that game where a bunch of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle and the one who can't hit it with his cum has to eat it,…
-XD no way….
…. I know the game existed but it wasn't exactly like that…
To play you need
· 2 or more guys,…» no girls».... but they can watch· A cookie, preferably Maria…
The Method
Place the cookie on the floor then form a circle around the cookie, each participant takes out his member and starts masturbating,…
What it involves,…
Spilling each one's essence on the cookie, as fast as possible.
Who wins and who loses…
The one who manages to reach the climax of masturbation first wins,… the last one to spill their essence or the one who doesn't make it loses…
The Fun of the Game
The loser eats the cookie soaked in milk.
Soggy Biscuit:
The only place where premature ejaculators are champions.
In Masturbation Techniques we have already seen some curious sexual practices with male semen, like creampie, felching, and snowballing. Next, we will delve into the curious masturbatory game practiced at wankers' meetings. Known in Anglo-Saxon culture as soggy biscuit, and according to Jonathon Green in his book The Cassell Dictionary of Slang (1998), it originated in the 1960s among the Australian gay community as "Sao-soaked", a popular biscuit brand there. Over the years, it seems to have transcended the gay sphere, becoming an entertainment for British teenagers in private high schools, the idea and practice of the game are in line with the sexual exploration spirit of teenagers associated by many in the UK with public schools (UK) or private schools (Australia).
According to the game's mechanics, a group of males must form a circle around a cookie, which can also be a cake, a piece of pizza, or a piece of bread. They will be standing and with their manhood in hand. Next, they will start masturbating trying to ejaculate as quickly as possible, always ejaculating onto the cookie. What's so special about this? Initially, nothing, but according to the game's rules, the last one to ejaculate or the one who hasn't ejaculated when the rest have must eat the cookie seasoned with the peculiar seminal sauce…And if it disgusts them, they shouldn't have participated. In the gayest version of this game, a circle jerk is formed: no one masturbates themselves, but each one masturbates the person to their right with their right hand… obviously, this variation only works if everyone wants to eat the cookie. 1,866 men were asked: "Have you ever played the Soggy Biscuit game, where you hurry to masturbate onto a cookie?" Of those surveyed, 6.2% reportedly admitted to having played the game. In November 2011, The Eagle-Tribune reported that the police were investigating claims that two Andover High School basketball players were hazed by older team members to play the game. In January 2012, it was reported that two students were expelled for the incident and five others were suspended. A grand jury convened to determine if any of the students should face criminal charges.
And if it disgusts them, they shouldn't have participated. In the gayest version of this game, a circle jerk is formed: no one masturbates themselves, but each one masturbates the person to their right with their right hand… obviously, this variation only works if everyone wants to eat the cookie. 1,866 men were asked: "Have you ever played the Soggy Biscuit game, where you hurry to masturbate onto a cookie?" Of those surveyed, 6.2% reportedly admitted to having played the game. In November 2011, The Eagle-Tribune reported that the police were investigating claims that two Andover High School basketball players were hazed by older team members to play the game. In January 2012, it was reported that two students were expelled for the incident and five others were suspended. A grand jury convened to determine if any of the students should face criminal charges.
