📋Code of Conduct — Jokes Among Colleagues

🚩 CODE OF CONDUCT PeC

This is the bunker’s regulation. Here, sovereignty, respect, and hygiene prevail. Read it, swear it, and abide by it.

1. 🛑 THE GOLDEN RULE: ONLY MASTURBATION

Sexual activity is strictly limited to masturbation (self and mutual).

PROHIBITED: Oral and anal sex.

MAXIMUM: Nothing goes inside anything of anyone. No exceptions.


2. ✅ ALLOWED PLAY

Always under mutual consent:

Self-masturbation and mutual masturbation.

C2C: Parallel masturbation (penis to penis).

Frottage: Rubbing bodies.

Erotic touch: Kissing and caressing always above the waist.

Watching and showing: Visual eroticism is part of the game.


3. 🚫 PROHIBITED PLAY

No insertion: No fingers, toys, or penises inside orifices.

Zero anal contact: Neither yours nor anyone else's. Do not touch.

Zero oral below the waist: No lips or tongue below the hips.

Without consent: If you haven't been told yes, you do not touch. Period.


4. 👕 ETIQUETTE AND NUDITY

Minimum: One single garment (underwear or t-shirt).

Footwear: Always mandatory for safety.

Fetish: Hats, harnesses, and fetish gear are welcome (as long as they don't cut the skin).


5. 💦 EJACULATION

VERBAL WARNING: Say out loud that you are about to cum before doing it. Don't just breathe heavily; give a warning.

Surfaces: On yourself, the floor, or the tarps.

On others: Requires explicit prior consent.

Cleaning: You are responsible for cleaning your semen off the floor.

Limits: Never on anyone's face or anus. Ingesting semen is prohibited.


6. 🤝 CONSENT AND RESPECT

Always ask: Before touching another's penis or kissing, ask for permission.

The "NO" is sacred: If someone says no, the topic is closed. Do not pressure.

Dignity: We treat each other as brothers, with respect and sovereignty.


7. 👤 ABSOLUTE DISCRETION

What happens in PeC, stays in PeC.

Anonymity: Never reveal a member's identity outside the club.

Expulsion: Violating a fellow member's identity results in immediate and permanent removal.


8. 💊 HEALTH AND SAFETY

If you're unwell, don't come: No colds, flu, or suspected contagious infections.

HIV: HIV-positive men are welcome; HIV is not transmitted through mutual masturbation.

Mental hygiene: If you have symptoms of anything, stay home. Ask yourself: "Do I feel perfectly healthy?". If the answer is no, see you next time.


9. 🚫 DRUGS AND ALCOHOL

Zero tolerance: Do not bring alcohol or drugs. Do not come intoxicated.

Poppers: Strictly prohibited at all events.

State: If you arrive intoxicated, you will not pass. If you cause problems, you will leave.


10. 🪥 PERSONAL HYGIENE

Checklist: Clean body, brushed teeth, and short, soft nails.

Odor: Be mindful of bad breath and excessive fragrances (better not to use any).

Protocol: Upon entering, go to the bathroom, wash your hands, and use the mouthwash provided by the club.


11. 🗣️ COMMUNICATION

Chat: Avoid excessive or social chatting. We came to play.

Dirty Talk: Hot conversations are welcome at any volume.

Respect: If asked to lower your voice, do so.


 

10 thoughts on “📋Code of Conduct — Jokes Among Colleagues

    1. ¡Claro, colega! En Pajas entre Colegas puede unirse aunque seas extranjero: aquí lo único obligatorio es ser mayor de 18 y venir con buen rollo y respeto.
      Para entrar, solo tienes que hacerte miembro en la web y comprar tu acceso como cualquier socio.
      Si vienes de visita a Madrid, la mejor opción es Pajillero Viajero (te permite venir hasta 3 veces en 15 días).
      ¿Vienes solo unos días o te planteas quedarte en la comunidad?

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