The ways of experiencing sexuality, both within heterosexuality and homosexuality, when so vividly exposed on the Internet, reveal more practices and force us to rethink our definitions. In the year 2012, for example, the name of the World Masturbation Champion 2011-2012 was revealed. The Japanese Masanobu Sato "Our idol" has a girlfriend who is not as interested in sex as he is, and from what could have been a problem, the couple has found a way to share likes and dislikes. The guy has shared his masturbation practice (two hours daily) as a record, she works beside him and also times him. Would you say they have sex? Do the fantasies that inspire him count in defining what they do together but alone? May is Masturbation Month for the Center for Sex and Culture, a non-profit American organization dedicated to promoting and researching human sexuality. That's the United States for you. You can find states where even fellatio within marriage is illegal (an ideal law for getting some money out of an ex in a divorce proceeding), as well as associations like the aforementioned one, organizer of the 'Masturbate-a-thon' (yes, a masturbatory marathon). This event, held annually on May 2nd (this year in San Francisco), consists of what its name suggests: men and women attend the event ready to masturbate, after making a donation. Those who want to watch also pay. This curious onanistic olympics was born with the intention of breaking the taboo of masturbation, a sexual practice considered by many as second-rate or for immature people. The mastermind behind the idea, American sexologist Carol Queen, decided to organize such a peculiar event as a protest when Clinton's Health Secretary (Dr. Joycelyn Elders) was fired in 1995 for stating that "masturbation should possibly be taught". Since then, the 'Masturbate-a-thon' has grown in the number of participants, being held in cities outside the United States, such as London or Copenhagen. To add more excitement to the event, the event includes various categories to break world records: longest ejaculation (male or female), longest masturbation time, or highest number of orgasms. For the past two years, the undisputed champion in the endurance category is the Japanese Masanobu Sato: 9 hours and 58 minutes playing the trombone. It must be said that Mr. Sato has an undeniable advantage. After all, he is a partner in a Japanese sex toy factory: the increasingly popular 'Tenga', creator of revolutionary disposable masturbatory devices for men that, after conquering the Japanese market, are spreading worldwide. These masturbators are also called 'training units' and help the user improve their sexual performance in the race against the clock through practice. Of course, then Masanobu goes to the Olympics and beats his rivals...