SURVEY: Are you a Freeballer?

Are You a Freeballer?

Sometimes it's nice to let your penis and testicles swing in loose shorts or hoodies, right? Freeballing, or going commando, is a liberating experience, and it's a good opportunity to show off the goods when you're feeling a bit chubby. There are plenty of guys who go to the gym and let their meat do its thing, or enjoy a morning run with their flexible penis bouncing.

That Moment

We've all been there at some point. That moment when your beloved penis, the one that has given you so much satisfaction throughout your life, accompanied or alone, that one with the affectionate nickname, decides to wake up at the most inappropriate moment, like for example… … That day you decided to go commando We've all done it at some point. You go to the gym and forget to bring a clean change of clothes, and after the spinning class, your undies are so sweaty that you could shuffle cards with them. "Well, it's just a five-minute walk home," you think, and without hesitation you go out with everything swinging. You feel sexy, cool, and adult. Funky music plays in your head. And just as you're about to reach home, you run into that neighbor who has caught your eye since you moved in, accompanied by his gorgeous and busty wife, who adores you. And they start talking about who knows what. And your neighbor starts eyeing your package (have you noticed how many times we touch our package?) Yes, the girl starts nursery school next week (frontal grab) and of course, we're thinking of changing the car (longitudinal rubbing) because with all the stuff, we don't fit anymore when we go to the village (repositioning with grip). And between touches, he grabs your arm, or taps your shoulder. And you feel it rising, like that other day when… …you had to take your ex to the hospital That night that was filled with alcohol, and everything else, and you ended up in the emergency room. And there was that nurse in the worn-out uniform, with everything showing down to the birthmark. Your future ex is in agony on the stretcher and you're by their side, being a good Samaritan, holding their hand. And the nurse bends down to insert an IV and accidentally rubs your butt. And of course, you can't help but remember that time when on the way to Gandía your cousin fell asleep in the car and… …he must have been having a pretty intense dream. And by intense, I don't mean deep, which it was, but intense, because this happened… Which reminded you of that time at the community barbecue, when you met the busty neighbor again, and she told you everything she did with her husband (the neighbor) after watching "Fifty Shades of Grey" and you were like this not to mention the forty thousand times you got hard in high school, for no apparent reason. Or that time at your cousin from Zaragoza's wedding, who was marrying a real catch, from a very distinguished family.

Any more we should know about?

       

Are you the type of person who lets the penis swing and bounce or do you prefer a good snug fit?

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