Written by What Would the Perfect Hand for Masturbation Look Like?
This is what the perfect human hand for masturbation would look like
Beware of prototypes that are meant to leave one satisfied... in every sense
Let’s get straight to the point: forgive the bluntness and honesty, dear friends of onanism, to celebrate the new year we bring you news that will likely shake your beliefs about masturbation and other delights.
If touching yourself, or being touched, is your thing, you’ve probably wondered what the human hand would look like if it evolved to provide the same pleasure as sex toys. Yes, just like that. If Luke Skywalker had a bionic hand in "Star Wars" that probably complicated things for him (though I’m sure that rascal used the Force for those little things you and I know about), We-Vibe has wanted to offer us a conclusive answer to this terrible mystery that has troubled us since our most tender and effervescent adolescence.
To do this, they even provide us with an image of the anatomy that would be necessary if our hands took over from our favorite pleasure products. And, dear readers, here is the answer for men:
And for women:
Now, let’s get to the facts: 85% of people with a penis and 50% of people with a vulva agree that their hand is their preferred method of self-pleasure. The "hands" prototyped for perfect masturbation show additional fingers, different thicknesses, and skin textures to provide maximum pleasure to the penis, or fingers inspired by rabbit vibrators and technology. In other words, something that very well represents the wide range of products available in the sexual wellness industry, and the technology applied to achieve maximum sexual pleasure.
That said, if you want to know more about these fictional "hands" that are... ummm... curious (in every sense), or about how you can improve your sex life with a range of pleasure products, we recommend continuing your research on the website of FunFactory.
Enjoy it a lot. You know what we mean.