CockCouture is the unique store for all your phallic fashion

Have you ever been getting ready for a hookup and realized you have nothing to dress up your penis with?..... Well, now there's a store for that. Well, you know us, and the moment we heard there might be random penis photos somewhere, we rushed to Etsy to see exactly what this seller was talking about and believe us when we say we certainly were not disappointed. The store reviews are filled with erect penises sporting superhero costumes and various other uniforms along with some enthusiastic product reviews. CockCouture (yes, really) is an Etsy store for all your penis styles, and people are even leaving their reviews. You can dress up as a soldier, Superman, or even Santa Claus for those festive days. And the page is flooding with 5-star reviews, as shared by the store owner on TikTok. Then we decided that sharing is caring and you'll appreciate us pulling some of our favorite reviews of penises dressed up from this horny Etsy store. So check out below a bunch of photos of penises that these men apparently felt the need to share with the world, check out even more penis costumes at CockCouture, and be sure to tell us which of these schlongs is your favorite in the comments! So, if you have the desire to dress up your penis (or indulge in photo review perversions), head to the store now. Here are some of our favorites, ranging from €15.74 to €31.51

In uniform:

Adding this long Batman penis:

That's one spicy meatball:

A little pirate penis:

All I want for Christmas is a penis:

Adding this long Spiderman penis:

Giving a new meaning to 'snake pants':

 

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a big meaty penis:

And finally, here's one more super penis with a nice pair of strong balls: