Why It's Your Fault There's No Local Masturbation Club in Your City and How You Can Fix It

First, I need to clarify that there is at least one local masturbation club in your city. You may not know it's there, but it is. For this post, we are talking about the large, organized, and advertised groups that are open to new members. We are not talking about the five friends who gather in a basement once a month to watch porn and have a few orgasms, or the college guys who get together in a dorm room to freely stroke their cocks with their buddies. There are many of these unannounced, private, and random groups of friends in your city. If you want to find those random wankers, we have the project of pajasentrecolegas.es to help you. You are welcome! No, here we are talking about why you don't have a proper, regular, and numerous gathering of men in a local bar or adult club who meet once a month to grease those cocks and have a good time with other baters. London has one of the most successful masturbation clubs in the world, perhaps the most successful. 100 men gather at this event with sold-out tickets every week to socialize and enjoy each other's touch. It used to be once a month just a couple of years ago, now the demand is so high they organize a meeting every Monday. It's important to remember that even though this club is so successful, it doesn't cover the entire bator scene in London. While tickets for this weekly event sell out, there are smaller meetings happening in the city all the time, acting as a kind of overflow for those who may not be able to get a ticket to the event. In truth, the London Club could probably hold an event twice a week and still have bator parties and circle jerks all over the city. This is inevitable when you have so many men in one place and a limit on event capacity.

So, why don't you have something similar in your big city or town?

Let's talk about the numbers.

I know it sounds as exciting as an English teacher handing out an assignment in Latin while watching paint dry on a freshly painted wall. Some math can help inform. We use a very sophisticated process to determine how many potential bator friends there are in any locality. When I say sophisticated, I actually mean it's a pretty basic formula that even my math-troubled brain can handle. It's basically 10% of all men over 18 years old anywhere.

Why 10%?.... you ask?

This is a very conservative estimate, but I want to be realistic and not exaggerate. I don't want to give you unnecessary illusions, so we lower the plausible figure a bit. If you live in a locality with only 50 men over 18 years old, congratulations, 4 of your fellow citizens probably agree to share their wanks with you. That doesn't seem unrealistic, right? One out of ten feels like a very reasonable estimate. If you have ten men you know in a room, you can probably imagine that at least one of them would be willing to watch porn and masturbate with you, right? The baseline is that these men are at least interested in a friendship where masturbating in each other's company is not a big deal, it doesn't necessarily mean that 10% of all men over 18 years old in your city enjoy the idea of swapping cocks, joining a massive party, or participating in a circle jerk. Geography and cultural norms also matter. Let's be honest about this... it's much easier to masturbate with a man from Madrid than with a guy from La Hiruela (Madrid). It's not just a matter of numbers, it's a cultural issue. While we can imagine some men in La Hiruela, NE (the estimated number of potential local J/O friends is 27), enjoying some beers, enjoying porn and stroking together after an afternoon fixing a tractor (sorry for the stereotypes), we can't imagine them attending a club event with eager wankers, all stroking their meat communally, even if there was a club in the back of their only bar in town. It's likely you won't find a masturbation club in La Hiruela, Madrid, unless you do it very discreetly through pajasentrecolegas.es, social networks, etc. No guy in that community is on Twitter promoting a wank meeting behind the single-level public library, but they might invite you to their basement porn night if one of them is a member of our website pajasentrecolegas.es. There's a chance a group of guys might bond in a city like that because baters exist everywhere, but finding them will be harder than it would be in a big city where thousands of men are more open to the idea. Los Angeles, CA, has a potential of over 148,000 J/O friends over 18 years old. That's 10% of its adult male population, again a conservative estimate but more than enough to sustain a weekly bate club. Even if you reduced this to just 1% of all adult men in Los Angeles, you'd still have a bator club of nearly 1,500. The city of Los Angeles should be able to support several masturbation clubs, but we only know of one formal club in operation and it's still relatively new, although I think it's growing rapidly. Houston, Texas, has a potential bater population of 86,000 men over 18 years old. Even if you go so far as to say that only 1% of the men in the city would be interested in such a club, there are still 866 baters you could bring to a space for a regular meeting. Somehow, there's still no Jack Off Club that we know of. Obviously, there are groups of guys getting together in smaller groups, friends relaxing with a beer and some porn, cocks in their hands and loads ready to pump, but apparently there's no formal group men can seek out and join.

That brings us to why it's your fault.

Okay, technically it's not your fault and I admit it's a catchy headline. The reality is that many cities and towns have a suitable audience for a regular club, but there's no motivation, it's hard to find the space, or maybe the knowledge to start is lacking. It's a titanic task, no doubt. Most men probably don't want to invite ten men to their house for a masturbation party. Considering that up to 50% of those attending these meetings identify as heterosexual and are often married or in a relationship, the number of men willing to plan such a thing becomes even smaller. You can't publicly advertise an outdoor event without breaking several laws and risking consequences. It's not as easy as booking a room in a local hotel and inviting twenty guys to play. Many men wouldn't know where to start when it comes to building a club. Even when you know Houston definitely has over 800 men who would love to participate in such a club, you would need someone to plan it, and not many men want to take that on. It takes vision, planning, time, and maybe even a little money. This page pajasentrecolegas.es and the guide I've written to help you start a local masturbation club. Get in touch with me if you want to create, through us, your wank club (Barcelona, Valencia, Seville... but also in smaller towns like Sitges, Ibiza, Elche...) Click here to check it out. In the meantime, consider if YOU are the right person to start a club like this. If you have experience jerking off with other guys, you are better positioned to make things work in your town or city. You don't have to post it and go telling everyone, you just need to start getting in touch with me and I'll connect you with other baters. One of the biggest problems I see in the wanking community is that guys don't stay in touch. If you meet a new guy to rub cocks with, think beyond the immediate gratification between you both. Exchange phone numbers, email addresses. Follow each other on social media. This is how most local masturbation clubs organically start. Like-minded men form their own community and, in no time, the two friends you meet a couple of times a month have two other friends they want to bring. In a few months, you have a group of 50. Word of mouth is strong in the bator community, but only among those willing to participate rather than just enjoy a quick flirt with a guy before leaving never to meet again.

Stay in touch with your bater brothers.

Building Your Community

Starting a local masturbation club requires a community of men eager to participate and the willingness to get involved. There are probably many in your town/city, but finding them is the challenge. You're already here, so when you're ready to take the plunge, we'll start building your community from your area and you'll start communicating with them about this. Most bator clubs start with word of mouth, baters who stay in touch, introduce new friends to their friends, pool resources, etc. You never know, one of those guys may run a hotel and be able to arrange the room for you, or one of them might have the perfect property to host such an event. Ultimately, many men complain that there's no club in their locality, but if they invested just a little of their time in helping build such a community, they'd probably have a successful one up and running in a couple of months.

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