Why It's Your Fault That There's No Local Masturbation Club in Your City and How You Can Fix It

First, I need to clarify that there is at least one local masturbation club in your city. You may not know it's there, but it is. For this post, we're talking about the large, organized, and advertised groups that are open to new members. We're not talking about the five friends who meet in a basement once a month to watch porn and shoot some loads, or the college students who gather in a dorm to freely jerk off with their buddies. There are many of these unadvertised, private, and random friend groups in your city.

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No, here we're talking about why you don't have a proper, regular, and sizable gathering of men at a local bar or adult club that meets once a month to grease those cocks and have a good time with other wankers.

London has one of the most successful masturbation clubs in the world, perhaps the most successful. 100 men gather at this sold-out event every week to socialize and enjoy each other's touches. It used to be once a month just a couple of years ago, now the demand is so high that they hold a meeting every Monday.

It's important to remember that while this club is so successful, it doesn't encompass the entirety of the bator scene in London. While tickets for this weekly event sell out, there are smaller gatherings happening in the city all the time, which act as a sort of overflow for those who may not be able to get a ticket to the event.

In truth, the London Club could probably hold an event twice a week and there would still be bator parties and circle jerks all over the city. This is inevitable when you have so many men in one place and a limit on event capacity.

So, why don't you have something similar in your big city or locality?

Let's talk numbers.

I know it sounds as exciting as an English teacher handing out an assignment, in Latin, while watching paint dry on a freshly painted wall. A little math can help inform.

We use a very sophisticated process to determine how many potential bator friends there are in any locality. When I say sophisticated, I actually mean it's a pretty basic formula that even my numerically challenged brain can handle. It's basically 10% of all men over 18 in any given area.

Why 10%?.... you ask?

This is a very conservative estimate, but I want to be realistic and not exaggerate. I don't want to get your hopes up unnecessarily, so we dial down the plausible figure a bit. If you live in a locality with only 50 men over 18, congratulations, 4 of your fellow citizens are probably willing to share their wanks with you. That doesn't seem unrealistic, does it? One in ten feels like a very reasonable estimate.

If you have ten of the men you know in a room, you could probably imagine that at least one of them would be willing to watch porn and jerk off with you, right?

The baseline is that these men are at least interested in a friendship where masturbating in each other's company is no big deal, it doesn't necessarily mean that 10% of all men over 18 in your city enjoy the idea of swapping cocks, joining a massive party, or participating in a circle jerk.

Geography and cultural norms matter too.

Let's be honest about this... it's much easier to jerk off with a guy from Madrid than with a guy from La Hiruela (Madrid). That's not just a numbers game, it's a cultural issue.

While we can imagine some men in La Hiruela, NE (the estimated number of potential local J/O friends is 27), would be having some beers, enjoying pornography and touching each other after an afternoon fixing a tractor (sorry for the stereotypes), we can't imagine them attending a club event with eager wankers, all touching their meat in a communal way, even if there were a club in the back of their only bar in town.

You're unlikely to find a masturbation club in La Hiruela, Madrid, unless you do it very discreetly through pajasentrecolegas.es, social media ..etc. No guy in that community is on Twitter promoting a wank meeting behind the single-story public library, but they might invite you to their porn night in the basement if one of them belonged to our site pajasentrecolegas.es.

There is a chance that a group of guys might get together in a town like that because wankers exist everywhere, but finding them is going to be harder than it would be in a big city where thousands of men are more open to the idea.

Los Angeles, CA, has a potential of J/O friends of over 148,000 men over 18. That's 10% of its adult male population, again a conservative estimate but more than enough to sustain a weekly wank club. Even if you reduced this to just 1% of all adult men in Los Angeles, you'd still have a bator club of nearly 1,500.

The city of Los Angeles should be able to sustain multiple masturbation clubs, but we only know of one formal club in operation and it's still relatively new, although I believe it's growing rapidly.

Houston, Texas, has a potential population of baters of 86,000 men over 18. Even if you go so far as to say that only 1% of the men in the city would be interested in such a club, that's still 866 baters you could bring to a space for such a regular meeting. Somehow, there is still no Jack Off Club that we know of. Obviously, there are groups of guys who meet in smaller groups, friends who hang out with a beer and some porn, cocks in their hands and loads ready to pump, but apparently, there is no formal group that men can seek out and join.

That brings us to why it's your fault.

Okay, technically it's not your fault and I admit it's an interesting headline.

The reality is that many cities and towns have a suitable audience for a regular club, but there is no motivation, it's hard to find the space, or perhaps there's a lack of knowledge to get started. It's a monumental task, no doubt. Most men probably don't want to invite ten men to their home for a masturbation party. Considering that up to 50% of those attending these meetings identify as heterosexual and are often married or in a relationship, the number of men willing to plan such a thing becomes even smaller.

You can't publicly promote an outdoor event without breaking several laws and risking consequences.

It's not that easy to book a room at a local hotel and invite twenty guys to play.

Many men wouldn't know where to start when it comes to building a club.

Even when you know that Houston definitely has more than 800 men who would love to participate in a club like this, you would need someone to plan it, and not many men want to take that on.

It takes vision, planning, time, and maybe even a little money.

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In the meantime, consider if YOU are the one to start a club like this.

If you have experience wanking with other guys, you are better positioned to make things work in your town or city. You don't have to broadcast it and go telling it one by one, you just need to start reaching out to me and I will connect you with other baters.

One of the biggest problems I see in the wanking community is that guys don't keep in touch.

If you meet a new guy to rub cocks with, think about things beyond the immediate gratification between the two of you. Exchange phone numbers, email addresses. Follow each other on social media.

This is how most local masturbation clubs start organically. Like-minded men form their own community and before long, the two friends you meet a couple of times a month have two other friends they want to bring. In a few months, you have a group of 50.

Word of mouth is strong in the bator community, but only among those willing to participate rather than just enjoying a quick fling with a guy, before leaving never to meet again.

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Building Your Community

Starting a local masturbation club requires a community of men eager to participate and the willingness to get involved. There are probably many in your town/city, but finding them is the challenge.

You're already here, so when you're ready to take the big step, we'll start building your community in your area and you'll start communicating with them about this.

Most bator clubs start with word of mouth, bators who keep in touch, introduce new friends to their friends, pool resources, etc.

You never know, one of those guys might run a hotel and be able to arrange the room for you, or one of them might have the perfect property to host an event like this.

Ultimately, many men complain that there is no club in their locality, but if they invested just a little of their time in helping to build a community like this, they would probably have a successful one up and running in a couple of months.

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